An Open Letter to the Pain-in-the-Ass on every project:

Dear [insert name here],
You are a brilliant [insert title]
You have more certifications than a rehab center
You seem to love your mother

However,
You are negative
You are a whiner
You are cranky and a know-it-all
You are always late to meetings, if you show up at all
You seem to think you're above answering emails
You demean your co-workers
You drop the F-bomb inappropriately (which at times, can be very funny)
I can't trust to let you in the same room with the client
Your task duration estimates always have a month lag time built in
You drop bad news prematurely, claiming that you were taught to tell the truth
You have never learned the value of silence
You exaggerate, if not plain lie

All in all, you are a royal pain in the ass and WAY too high maintenance. Next project, I'm kicking your sorry-ass to the curb.

I’m feeling much better now!