Myths, and Things I just Don’t Get

Why is Boston Market still open? Boston Markets only purpose (in my opinion) is to keep all other bad restaurants from being the worst place in town.

Walk fast, carry a clipboard and look worried, make you look important. No, it just makes you look unorganized and ill-equipped to do your job.

Copying everyone on all your emails makes you look important and productive. WRONG! This one really pisses me off. DO NOT copy anyone just for fun; make it count.

What is that crap in the center of a Twinkie? And why does it stay on your teeth until you brush again? Yikes, I just grossed myself out.

MYTHS:

Muffin-tops are cute. I think this one must have been made up by a fat chick. Yes, fat checks have the right to wear anything they want to, but a fat-tire peaking through between the t-shirt and jeans, is just plain nasty.

Girls get pleasure…. from riding horses. This one was made up by some horny teenage boy trying to explain why his girlfriend would rather ride her horse than spend time with him. Anyone who believes this should take a class in anatomy.

You’re Over Budget!
Not necessarily. Perhaps the budget I got when I took over the project, wasn’t worth a shit! Too many budgets are drawn up by people who don’t know squat about the technology. So… Phhhtt!


There are a lot more, and we’ll get to them when they come up….